Drama
Ralf Schmitz
Schmitz inventions
Saturday, 25/10/2025 / 08:00 PM / Konzerthaus Freiburg (Concert hall)
Ralf Schmitz has had enough: "My goodness! Do we always have to weigh every hair on the gold scale before we split it?"
Ralf has a mission! He's going to prove that we'd all have more fun in life if we didn't take everything so seriously and so precisely. And Ralf takes this mission very seriously and very carefully!
He's going in search of the quirks of everyday madness that make us all so lovably quirky and pleasantly crazy. And he finds plenty of them!
Like a naturalist, he zooms into the panopticon of embarrassing human nitpicking. He takes a close look at our hands, mouths and quirks. And into our bedrooms if need be. Not yours, but perhaps that of your neighbors. And you don't want to miss out on that!
He meticulously dissects the results of his ludicrous field studies with razor-sharp gags and full physical exertion in his new stage program Schmitzfindigkeiten!
And where valid data is missing, it gets all the funnier! Because of course, as in every program by this exceptional artist, there is improv comedy at the very highest level! But never above the pain threshold! It will only hurt you to laugh when a firework of unexpected punchlines, bizarre sketches and questionable dance and music interludes fly around your ears.
And best of all, Ralf brings us redemption. Because after this evening, the meaning of life is clear. There is none. We can only be glad that we no longer have to go hunting if we are not even able to choose from 12,000 types of yogurt in the supermarket.
Selfless as he is, he also tested a craft kit advertised on social media for us, which allows you to make plaster casts of your bestie. A great Valentine's Day gift. You just need a lot of plaster. Because of course it doesn't work straight away.
And when Ralf slips into the roles of celebrities in the blink of an eye, retells a very private relationship story using only bizarre TV clips and then mutates into a flirting coach, it's finally clear: we're all crazy!
And the king of the weirdos invites us to an audience and a very special evening full of weirdness!